Death Limited Edition Hand Fan – Product Announcement
Death in Your Hands
Hello Corvids, have you ever been to a convention and you suddenly find yourself surrounded by sweaty human bodies everywhere? Considering I know most of you from conventions, I’m sure you know exactly what I’m talking about! Well, THAT my friends (in a nut shell), was exactly what spawned the idea of making these… seriously. You can learn more about the development of the Death is Silent hand fans here.

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You can now put death in your hands with my new Limited Edition “Death” Hand Fans! …but only if you click this link right here… or, you know, the one down below. Keep in mind, that even though you might be buying “Death,” most doctors recommend avoiding it by preventing horrid things like heat stroke. Heat stroke can be prevented by regulating your body heat… which, if you’re following my nonsensical stream of logic here, may very well be done with a hand fan! By this logic you can say that “Death” then just becomes a elegant part of your road to staying alive! Now, If THAT isn’t reason enough to buy one of these pretties, you may also want to be aware that there will only be 300 of this design ever made; that way, these fans will be extra special! I set aside the first 25 of these specifically for those of you “Mailing Listers” who have signed up for the mailing list because I’m super grateful that you’re interested enough to read these rambling things they call newsletters. :]
Anyway, thanks for reading and enjoy staying cool this summer!
*Your fan number will be based on order of purchase, so act fast!