Product Announcement – “Death” Limited Edition Hand Fan!
Death in Your Hands [ A Limited Edition Hand Fan! ]
Hello Corvids,
Have you ever been to a convention and you suddenly find yourself surrounded by sweaty human bodies everywhere? Considering I know most of you from conventions, I’m sure you know exactly what I’m talking about! Well, THAT my friends (in a nut shell), was exactly what spawned the idea of making these… seriously.
You can now put death in your hands with my new Limited Edition “Death” Hand Fans! …but only if you click this link right here… or, you know, the one down below. Keep in mind, that even though you might be buying “Death,” most doctors recommend avoiding it by preventing horrid things like heat stroke. Heat stroke can be prevented by regulating your body heat… which, if you’re following my nonsensical stream of logic here, may very well be done with a hand fan! By this logic you can say that “Death” then just becomes a elegant part of your road to staying alive! Now, If THAT isn’t reason enough to buy one of these pretties, you may also want to be aware that there will only be 300 of this design ever made; that way, these fans will be extra special! I set aside the first 25 of these specifically for you “Mailing Listers” because I’m super grateful that you’re interested enough to read these rambling things they call Newsletters. :]
Anyway, thanks for reading and enjoy staying cool this summer!
Fans Include:
- 1 Limited Edition Fan
- 1 Signed and Hand Numbered Certificate of Authenticity Card*
- 1 Silk Screened Red Velvet Pouch w/ Black Corvink Winged Logo ( fan polybagged inside pouch)
[ BUY A FAN HERE ]
*Your fan number will be based on order of purchase, so act fast!